Here are some short Monty Python"s Flying Circus sound records that I have actually gathered in no specific order except that order in which I chose to distribute them. If you have a complaint about the order in which the sounds are shown, please follow the long orderly line to your left.....under no circumstance perform we suggest talking as this tends to agitate Dinsdale, the gigantic hedgehog in charge of customer complaints.

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No No No No you loopy brothel inmate!


Do you gain wafers with it? Of course you don"t gain F**king wafers through it, it"s a f**king albatross

God, you turn me on once you"re angry you primitive brute!

I want to buy some cheese.

You whining hypoinstrumental toadies!!!

Well I"m sorry, yet I"m going to have to shoot you.

Fine, fine. Well, just a pair of panties then please.

Good evening women and also Bruces.

Hot enough to boil a monkey"s bum!

Discipline? Naked? With a melon!?

I"m more amazing than a wet pussycat!!

There"s a dead bishop on the landing.

My hovercraft is complete of eels

Do you want to come ago to my area, bouncy bouncy?

Please fondle my bum

My nipples explode with delight!

How lengthy is it? That"s rather an individual question sir!

Why don"t you desire to eat me? I"d quite eat Johnkid sir. So would I sir.

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I wish you"d all sheight bickering and also eat me!

If we took the bones out it wouldn"t be crunchy,would it?

Say no more!

Stop that! It"s silly!

Shut your cake-hole, you Nazi!

I simply invested 4 hours burying the cat

You"re a very silly guy and I"m not going to intercheck out you.

Do you understand I still wet my bed?

Keep in mind the huge-breasted typist in the background

Have you come to ararray a holiday, or would you prefer a blow-job?

You bastards!!! You vicious, heartmuch less bastards!

Accountancy Shanty

Almeans Look on the Bideal Side of Life

Brian Song

I Like Chinese

All Things Dull and Ugly


The galaxy song

Eric the Half a Bee

Holy Grail Theme Music

Lumberjack Song

Money Song

Never before be Rude to an Arab

Penis Track (Not the Noel Coward Song)

Bruces" Philosophers Song

Knights of the Round Table

Sit on My Face

I"m So Worried

Eincredibly Sperm is Sacred


Mr. Creosote

King Arthur music

Adam"s bridgekeeper answering machine answer

Dramatic chord

Get on through it!


Castle Aaaagh music

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