The shocking rerevolve of a beloved character, one more Stark cliffhanger, the majestic Ian McShane and also so a lot more: the "Video Game of Thrones" Scorecard tracks every one of the action from the season"s seventh episode.

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This "Video Game of Thrones" discussion is written by someone who has actually read George R.R. Martin"s books, however will mainly only discuss occasions that have occurred on HBO"s televised variation -- not that it matters a lot now that the display is going its very own method. Still, please respect these limits have to you choose to take part in the comments area.

Episode 6.07, "The Broken Man"

FINAL SCORE: Sex 9, Violence 3

(Scoring is generally 1 allude per on-screen death or nude character, yet the reviewer reserves the appropriate to award bonus points or change the score as important.)

Sex

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Totals: At leastern six pairs of bare breasts shown prominently, through even more in the background throughout an entire scene; one bare ass; 2 breasts kissed; one ass squeezed; one lesbian kiss (if that"s your kind of thing).

Notes: I awarded 6 points per prominently featured chest, one for the pantsless redhead and two bonus points for the continued background nudity for the rest of the scene. I wasn"t about to match boobs to deals with and also cross-recommendation which background boobs were already shown in the developing shots. Though if I had actually, a paper titled "tits.xls" DOES sound more intriguing than the average spreadsheet.

Violence

Totals: One gold backhand; one Stark stabbed continuously in the gut (we"ve viewed that one before); one spiritual commune pillaged; one gratuitous shot of a hanged corpse.

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(directed by J.J. Abrams)

Notes: If I were to strictly observe my rules, Violence would have actually finiburned with zero points this episode. Sure, the Brotherhood Without Banners slaughtered a whole Habitat for Humanity task, yet that was off-display. I"m not handing out 30 points for a bunch of extras lying on the ground via arrows in their chest. In the finish, I awarded one point for Ian McShane, whose corpse was shown so much that it qualified as an on-display screen death; one bonus suggest for Arya"s stabbing also though she"s still alive; and also one bonus suggest for the meadow massacre. I"m not made of stone.

HOUND BACK

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Take a minute to marvel at the beard: a beaver pelt run roughshod over a confront, creeping north to the eyes, linking territory well to the south and also stopped only by the firebreak of melted skin that offered method to scar tconcern. The Hound is monstrous, perhaps, however not a monster. He is softened by his clothing, too: a literal lack of armor, no sword at his side, his only steel an axe for firewood.

At least, those are my welcoming thoughts after some reflection. My notes for the opening scene look prefer this:

IAN MCSHANE!!!!!!!!structure something?THE HOUNDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

Regarding the over, let us likewise pour some out for Ian McShane, a singular badass who might revolve "CSI" right into a prestige drama via a single guest spot. It should be a crime to actors him for anypoint much less than a four-episode arc, and an outideal felony to kill his character without him uttering "cocksucker."

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I attempt to avoid the industry news about the making of "Video Game of Thrones," however McShane"s comments around being on the show are too good not to acunderstanding. Addressing his function, he told Pop Goes the News last November:

"I’ll provide you one hint. I am responsible for bringing somebody back that you think you’re never before going to watch again. I’ll leave it at that. a one-off episode."

So "Video Game of Thrones" nerds review that and pieced together that the Hound was coming ago bereason they relentlessly read everything on message boards in search of information yet somejust how DON"T want to recognize what happens (???). And of course they got mad about it. McShane"s response?

"You say the slightest point and the internet goes ape," he claims. "I was accsupplied of providing the plot ameans, however I just think gain a f---ing life. It’s only tits and dragons."

God bless him. Or gods. R"Hallor, whoever.

Dammit Arya, Stay Woke!

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Look at this dumbass, daydreaming ameans in the city started by the school of facemuch less assassins she simply scorned.

Oh hey, below comes an old woguy looking creepy as hell, you simply keep on thinking about Westeros. Only 16 hrs till your ship leaves for residence, go ahead and also start high-stepping from the 50-yard line while Earl Thomas offers chase. Let"s see exactly how that goes:

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NOT GREAT, BOB.

The Waif controlled a slash and two stabs with a knife-twist before Arya finally head-butted her assailant and dove right into the water (for referral, that"s a small less than half the stabbing Jon Snow experienced last season. Hi, I"m the man who counts stabbing movements on TV shows). Now, with Arya bloopassed away and also staggering via the streets of Braavos, the question becomes, "Will she die?"

My instinct, as a viewer, is "HELL NO!" This is Arya Damn Stark we"re talking about: survivor extraordinaire, vengeance incarnate and main "Game of Thrones" character considering that the beginning. And this is a display through a halittle bit of misleading the viewer right into thinking a character is dead, founding in the series premiere via Bran"s autumn and continuing through Jon Snow (certainly not dead) and also the Hound (very newly not dead). Hodor and also Stannis Baratheon are notable exceptions here, yet I still haven"t checked out their bodies, so I"ll think it when I check out their corpses transporting swords for the Night King.

On the various other hand, it"s been years since George R.R. Martin has actually eliminated among our darling Starks. Consider the reality of the people Martin created: justice is rare, a conscience deserve to be a deadly affliction and facemuch less assassins will constantly be the favorite versus a teenage girl. Think prefer George R.R. Martin for a minute. Placed on a captain"s hat and also ask yourself, "Why need to Arya live?" I"m not sure that, in regards to narrative, there"s a compelling answer for her survival. But my hope is that a conversation elsewhere in the episode argues otherwise:

Septon Meribald: What maintained you going?

The Hound: Hate.

The Blackfish Holds His Ground

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Here"s what I enjoyed around the parley between Jaime and also the Brynden "the Blackfish" Tully:

Impeccable armor game. Both guys incredibly on-brand also via their armor."Sieges are boring."The truth that many of you didn"t even notice I reput the Blackfish"s eyes via replicas of his mouth. Go ahead and scroll ago up. I"ll wait.

Need a side-by-side? Very well, here"s that squinty-eyed MFer before and also after Photoshop:

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Benicio del Toro approves.

A Secret Post from the Queen

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Westerosi Emoji Sigils

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I doubt many writers are as enthusiastic around emoji as I am. I"m mainly in favor of the fatality of language as we relocate to pictogram-based writing (I attribute this to a decade of reading comments sections). With the closed fist of the Glovers making an appearance, I made a decision to rank the major houses" sigils based upon just how advantageous the emoji are to me.

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Unfortunately, tbelow are no emoji for deer or birds of prey. My apologies to the Baratheon and also Arryn fan clubs that were excited for this area.

"Actually, Mormont isn"t a significant house--"

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Welpertained to the picture you"ll gain in response to any correction you problem in the comments. Lady Lyanna ain"t hearin" it.

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Foroffer Me For Not Being Inspired

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How does Jon Snow not mention, "I literally came earlier from the dead and also we have a giant." This man is the worst salesguy that ever lived.