View Quote Clem: You"re talking to me all wrong... It"s the wrong tone. You do it aacquire and I"ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mommy sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!
View Quote Bullying Man #2: I acquired a fart. You want that?Joe Dirt: Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton"s ass I"d take a bite.

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Bullying Man #2: You more than likely favored J.R., you ****. I observed your bumper sticker: "cowboys" butts drive me nuts."Joe Dirt: This ****? Is this ****?
View Quote Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had actually a beautiful body, would you hold it versus me?Jill: Sure would. Do you desire to go back to my place?Joe Dirt: Sure do.
View Quote Joe Dirt: Is this wright here you wanna be when Jesus comes; making fun of bad Joe Dirt?Zander Kelly Probably, because I"m certain that Yahwee would be chiming in also.
View Quote Joe Dirt: So your gonna" tell me that you don"t have actually no babsence cats, kick yet, or screaming mimis?Kicking Wing: No.Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity carry out das, or crap flappers?Kicking Wing: No, I do not.Joe Dirt: You"re gonna stand there, owning a firefunctions stand also, and tell me you do not have actually no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honessential lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, through or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I choose.Joe Dirt: Well that could be your trouble, it"s not what you favor, it"s the customer.
View Quote Joe Dirt: Well now I"m gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner. That"s ideal, I said Hemi.Jill: Wow. A Hemi. Balls to the Wall surface.Joe Dirt: Yep, left it at a friends residence.Joe Dirt: Actually it gained towed away two years back.Joe Dirt: But I"m picking it up this afternoon. I could need a pretty little lady to sit in the front seat while I break her in. The automobile I expect. So what carry out you say?Jill: That"s a large ten-four.
View Quote Joe Dirt: Well, I watch you acquired those snakes and also sparklers. But where"s the good stuff man?Kicking Wing: Good stuff? This is the excellent stuff, snakes and also sparklers.Joe Dirt: Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that"ll explode. Go boom!Kicking Wing: Why is that good?Joe Dirt: Well, duh, could as, can as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the suncollection good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick "em in mailboxes, you drop "em in toiallows, shove "em up bullfrogs asses.Kicking Wing: I would never before carry out that, bereason one day I"m going to be a veterinarianJoe Dirt: Well tbelow you go, at some point a bullfrog has a M-80 up his ass, he pertains to you, you win twice brother
View Quote Old Cajun Man: Home is wright here you make it.Joe Dirt: What?Old Cajun Man: Home is wbelow you make it.Joe Dirt: You like to view h***s naked?Old Cajun Man: No, no, no. Home. It"s wbelow you make it.Joe Dirt: Yeah, you prefer to watch h***s naked. That"s cool.Old Cajun Man: No! Home is wright here you make it!Joe Dirt: Oh.Old Cajun Man: Everybody knows that. God damn, boy.

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Old Cajun Man walks ameans.Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see h***s naked, that doesn"t aid me.
View Quote Little Joe Dirt: Can I press him off of me?Miss Clipper: He"ll sheight humping as shortly as he"s done.
View Quote And at that moment I assumed I might simply lie tright here and also never before acquire up. I would simply sit tright here and also rot tbelow, however then I looked up and saw the moon and also gained this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had actually a house all alengthy, in Silvertvery own.
View Quote YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You"re going to Hell, guy.
View Quote Now, this ain"t no flapjack, so I"m gonna be genuine cautious, I won"t look.
View Quote And you"ll be sticking your head out the window and examine out chick dogs saying "What"s up, baby?"