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Bullying Man #2: You more than likely favored J.R., you ****. I observed your bumper sticker: "cowboys" butts drive me nuts."Joe Dirt:
View Quote Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had actually a beautiful body, would you hold it versus me?Jill: Sure would. Do you desire to go back to my place?Joe Dirt: Sure do.
View Quote Joe Dirt: Is this wright here you wanna be when Jesus comes; making fun of bad Joe Dirt?Zander Kelly Probably, because I"m certain that Yahwee would be chiming in also.
View Quote Joe Dirt: So your gonna" tell me that you don"t have actually no babsence cats, kick yet, or screaming mimis?Kicking Wing: No.Joe Dirt: Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity carry out das, or crap flappers?Kicking Wing: No, I do not.Joe Dirt: You"re gonna stand there, owning a firefunctions stand also, and tell me you do not have actually no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honessential lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, through or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?Kicking Wing: No... because snakes and sparklers are the only ones I choose.Joe Dirt: Well that could be your trouble, it"s not what you favor, it"s the customer.
View Quote Joe Dirt: Well now I"m gonna be picking up my Hemi Roadrunner. That"s ideal, I said Hemi.Jill: Wow. A Hemi. Balls to the Wall surface.Joe Dirt: Yep, left it at a friends residence.
View Quote Joe Dirt: Well, I watch you acquired those snakes and also sparklers. But where"s the good stuff man?Kicking Wing: Good stuff? This is the excellent stuff, snakes and also sparklers.Joe Dirt: Are you nuts dude? You need stuff that"ll explode. Go boom!Kicking Wing: Why is that good?Joe Dirt: Well, duh, could as, can as well ask why is a tree good? Why is the suncollection good? Why are boobs good? Man, firecrackers, ya stick "em in mailboxes, you drop "em in toiallows, shove "em up bullfrogs asses.Kicking Wing: I would never before carry out that, bereason one day I"m going to be a veterinarianJoe Dirt: Well tbelow you go, at some point a bullfrog has a M-80 up his ass, he pertains to you, you win twice brother
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Old Cajun Man walks ameans.Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see h***s naked, that doesn"t aid me.
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