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Team America: World Police is a TV show that showed up on TV in 1970 . Team America: World Police stopped airing in 1970.

It attributes Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Bill Pope as head of cinematography.

Team America: World Police is videotaped in English and also initially aired in United States. Each episode of Team America: World Police is 98 minutes lengthy. Team America: World Police is spread by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Trey Parker as Gary Johnston, Daran Norris as Spottswoode, Kristen Miller as Lisa, Adrian Connon McDonald as Kim Jong Il, Matt Stone as Chris, Jeremy Shada as Joe, Maurice LaMarche as Alec Baldwin, Adrian Connon McDonald as song, Fred Tatasciore as Samuel L. Jackson, Masasa Moyo as Sarah, and also Maurice LaMarche as Woman Shouting out Her Window at a Drunk Gary.

Team America: World Police Quotes

Fred Tatasciore as Samuel L. Jackboy

(Fred Tatasciore) "Soptimal tryin" to hit me and also hit me." (Tim Robbins) "Actors." (Tim Robbins) "Attack." (Helen Hunt) "Helen Hunt." (Fred Tatasciore) "Samuel Jackkid." (Matt Damon) "Matt Damon." (Fred Tatasciore) "Motha Fucka."

Kristen Miller as Lisa

(Kristen Miller) "Gary, you can not blame yourself for what gorillas did." (Kristen Miller) "Hey, terrorist. Terrorize this." (Kristen Miller) "Gary, you didn"t kill your brother. Those gorillas did." (Kristen Miller) "Sometimes -- believing is all we have." (Kristen Miller) "I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is dvery own. I repeat, we have actually no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.." (Kristen Miller) "Wait a minute. Look." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "You have not heard the rast of Kim Jong-Il. I will rerotate. You shall check out. I will be ago." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "So rong, Earthrings." (Trey Parker) "We"ll be right here waiting for you, Kim Jong-Il." (Matt Stone) "All ideal, you guys. I hate to break this little party, however there are still a lot of poor men out tbelow." (Trey Parker) "Well, then let"s go show the poor guys the police are ago in force." (Kristen Miller) "Fuck, yeah." (Trey Parker) "Fuck, yeah." (Kristen Miller) "You had actually me at "dicks fuck assholes"." (Kristen Miller) "Promise me you"ll never die." (Trey Parker) "You understand I can not promise that." (Kristen Miller) "If you did that, I would certainly make love to you appropriate currently." (Trey Parker) "I promise I"ll never before die."

Jeremy Shada as Joe

(Jeremy Shada) "Cairo -- that"s in Egypt." (Jeremy Shada) "You remember the signal?" (Jeremy Shada) "Shit. I"ve acquired 5 terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street."

Matt Stone as Chris

(Matt Stone) "Let"s gain one point directly, actor. I don"t trust you. And if you betray us, I"ll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the following time you shit, you"ll shit all over your balls, obtained it?" (Trey Parker) "What"s your trouble via me?" (Matt Stone) "Yeah, you wanna go?" (Jeremy Shada) "Guys, men, males. Don"t you see this is simply what the terrorists desire us to do? The battle is out tright here, man. Out tbelow. Now, pull it together." (Matt Stone) "If there"s a people left as soon as this is anywhere, I"d like to buy you a beer." (Matt Stone) "Suprise cock fags." (Matt Stone) "All ideal, we fuckin" did it." (Matt Stone) "Surprise, cockfags." (Matt Stone) "What does Spottswoode see in him?" (Kristen Miller) "I do not know. But I think I see it as well." (Matt Stone) "Jesus tittyfucking Christ dude, i might have sworn she was telling the fact." (Trey Parker) "That"s why they speak to it acting." (Matt Stone) "Oh, come on, Sarah, you suppose you never before realized Joe has actually feelings for you?" (Matt Stone) "Have you ever before believed about simply telling Sarah exactly how you feel?" (Jeremy Shada) "Oh, what would a girl prefer Sarah want via a straightforward Nebraska boy choose me? I do not understand nothin" about intricate cars and also fancy restaurants. Still, I would certainly love to show her a moonlit night out by the hay stacks." (Matt Stone) "Bad news Tim Robbins -- I"m a smoker." (Matt Stone) "If you betray us, I"ll rip your fuckin" balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the following time you shit, you"ll shit anywhere your balls."

Adrian Connon McDonald as Kim Jong Il

(Adrian Connon McDonald) "I require this/I require love/I require you/I do not require one heartbeat/I require two/There"s an emptiness I need to fill/And just one emptiness will certainly do/Only a woman/Can brighten up my day/Only a woman/Can touch me the right way/Only a woman/Is allowed to touch me there/All I ask is that you"re a woman/I choose rain, I like ham/I prefer you/You"re roughly, you"re ideal here/So you"ll do/I"m gonna tell you how much I love your mind/But it ssuggest isn"t true/Only a woman/Can brighten up my day/Only a woman/Can touch me the ideal way/Only a woman/Is allowed to carry out what you"re doing best now/All I ask is that you"re a woman/And on Saturdays as soon as I"ve been partying hard/And it"s 4 in the morning, and I"m on my fifth tab of E/that"s the only time I don"t even care if you are a woman/Right now/Only a woman/Can brighten up my day/Only a woman/Can perform it simply the appropriate way/Only a woman/Should be doing that best now/I just desire you to be a woman/Please simply be a woman/Or a guy --" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Liberty." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Wax Lips." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "The Alamo." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Band-aids." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Liberty." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Las Vegas." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Christmas." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Immigrants." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Popeyes." (Unnamed) "Fuck Yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Popeyes." (Unnamed) "Fuck yeah." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Sportsmanship." (Unnamed) "--" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Books." (Unnamed) "Huh?" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Hans Brix? Oh no. Oh, herro. Great to see you aget, Hans." (Hans Blix) "Mr. Il, I was expected to be allowed to examine your palace today, yet your guards won"t let me enter certain locations." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Hans, Hans, Hans. We"ve been frew this a dozen times. I do not have any tools of mass destwuction, OK Hans?" (Hans Blix) "Then let me look about, so I have the right to ease the UN"s collective mind." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Hans, you"re breakin" my barrs right here, Hans, you"re breakin" my barrs." (Hans Blix) "I"m sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Or else what?" (Hans Blix) "Or else we will be incredibly angry through you -- and we will create you a letter, telling you how angry we are." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "OK, Hans. I"ll display you. Stand also to your reft." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "A rittle more." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Good." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "What would you do/if you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom/what would you do/if asked to make the ultimate sacrifice/would certainly you think about all them people/that provided up whatever they had/would certainly you think about all them war vets/and also would you start to feel bad/liberty isn"t free/it costs folks favor you and also me/and if we do not all chip in, we"ll never pay that bill/freedom isn"t free/no, there"s a hefty fucken fee/and also if you don"t all chip in your buck o"5 that will/mmm buck o"five/flexibility prices a buck o"five" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Why is evawyrone so fuckin" stoopid?" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "And take the girl to my bedroom." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "No, not that one. The pretty one."" (Masasa Moyo) "Bitch" (Masasa Moyo) "That"s ideal, take the pretty one instead of the one that has something to market." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Now you watch, the transforming of the worrd is inevitabre." (Kristen Miller) "I"m sorry, it"s what?" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Inevit, inevitabre." (Kristen Miller) "One more time." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Inevitabre. Things are inevitabrey going to readjust. Goddamnit, open your fucking ears." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "I miss out on you even more than Michael Bay missed the mark, When he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you even more than that movie missed the suggest, And that"s an awful lot, girl. / And now, currently you"ve gone amethod, And all I"m trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss out on you. / I need you prefer Ben Affleck requirements acting college, He was damaging in that film. / I need you choose Cuba Gooding essential a bigger part, He"s method better than Ben Affleck. / And now, all I have the right to think about is your smile, and also that shitty movie, also. Pearl Harbor sucked and also I miss you. / Why does Michael Bay get to save on making movies? / I guess Pearl Harbor sucked, just a tiny little bit more than I miss out on you." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "America, fuck yeah. Comin" again to save the motherfucking day, yeah. / America, fuck yeah. Freedom is the just means, yeah. / Terrorists, your game is with, "reason now you need to answer to / America, fuck yeah. So lick my butt and suck on my balls. / America, fuck yeah. What you gonna do once we come for you now." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "You are worthress, Arec Barrwin." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Okay. Who brew up Panama Canal?" (Unnamed) "We were upset about Cairo." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Goddamnit, just how many type of times carry out I need to tehr you? You don"t use the WMDs untihr you see the signahr. I have functioned ten years on this pran. It is a very precise, and also a compricated pran. I am sick of you terrorists fucking it up. Now take the tools wright here I tord you and wait for the goddamn signahr this time. Goodbye." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "God. Why is everyone so fucking stupid?" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "I was sent from pranet Xiron to overcome the Earf / I had a twiffic pran; I thought it would job-related / I tried to obtain the Earfrings all to kill each other, y"see / But it all went wrong and now I have to decree / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You have actually faiwred in eincredibly method / and also currently my stock in you has actually fawren / Your career is stawrin" / and you"re worthress Arec Barrwin / That"s why I brew your head off / And your chirdren are all bawrin" / Pranet Xiron is lived in through Xipods rike me / But arso via Balmacs who are giant bees / The Xipods and also the Balmacs are at consistent war / So we wanted a brand-new residence and also that"s what Earf was for / But you are worthress Arec Barrwin / You are worthress Arec Barrwin / You fucked up my entirety plan / and currently Xiron is smeared through Balmac porren / Your garbage requirements some hawring / and also you"re worthress Arec Barrwin / Now I need to return home a faiwrure / I"m afraid the pit of Cryrock is cawrin"." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Now take your weapons of Mass Destruction, and acquire the fuck outta right here." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "The hour"s approaching to provide it your ideal / And you"ve acquired to reach your prime / That"s as soon as you have to put yourself to the test / And display us the passage of time / We"re gonna require a montage / Ooh, it takes a montage / Sjust how a lot of things happening at as soon as / Remind everyamong what"s going on / In eincredibly swarm, present a little improvement / To show it all would certainly take too long / That"s dubbed a montage / Girl, we want a montage / In anypoint, if you desire to go / From just a beginner to a pro / You need a montage / Even Rocky had actually a montage / Almeans fade out in a montage / If you fade out it seems choose even more time has actually passed in a montage --" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Korean dialogue" (Unnamed) "He asks what component of the deal you did not understand also. He says possibly his translator did not make it clear to you. He says he must fire his translator?" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "It will certainly be 911 times 2356." (Matt Stone) "My God, that"s -- I do not also recognize what that is." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Nobody does." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "I"m afrhelp your civilization is over." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "-- in 5 minutes." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Yes. A ticking clock." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Herro." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Now you check out, the brand-new world is inescapable." (Kristen Miller) "It"s what?" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Inevit; inevitable." (Kristen Miller) "One more time?" (Adrian Connon McDonald) "Inevitable. Things are inevitably going to change. Goddamnit, open up your fuckin" ears." (Adrian Connon McDonald) "I"m so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There"s no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work rearry difficult and also make up obtain prans / however, nobody listens, no one understands / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I"m ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There"s no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It"s kinda siwry / yet, not reawry / because, it"s fiwring my body via rage / I"m the smartest, the majority of crever, the majority of physicawry fit / however, nobody erse appears to rearrize it / When I can the worrd possibly they"rr notice me / And untiwr then, I"wr be ronery / Yeaaaaah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me --"

Trey Parker as Gary Johnston

(Trey Parker) "Jesus, this is a nice limo." (Daran Norris) "Yes, it is. Now suck my cock. Just kidding." (Trey Parker) "Jesus, this is a nice limo." (Daran Norris) "Yes, it is. Now suck my cock." (Trey Parker) "Your abilities are fading via age, Mrs. Sarandon." (Susan Sarandon) "You will die a peasant"s fatality." (Trey Parker) "We"re dicks. We"re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don"t choose dicks, because pussies acquire fucked by dicks. But dicks additionally fuck assholes; assholes that simply desire to shit on everything. Pussies might think they have the right to address assholes their means, but the only thing that have the right to fuck an asshole is a dick, via some balls. The trouble via dicks is that periodically they fuck too much, or fuck once it isn"t appropriate; and also it takes a pussy to show "em that. But sometimes pussies obtain so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, bereason pussies are only an inch-and-a-fifty percent away from assholes. I don"t understand a lot in this crazy, crazy civilization, however I perform understand that if you don"t let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have actually our dicks and our pussies all extended in shit." (Trey Parker) "We were all out at the zoo at some point, I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhilittle. I dropped in. Everyone screamed and also Tommy jumped in after me, forgaining that he had actually blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas simply went wild. They jumped almost everywhere his body and also threw him about choose a rag doll to obtain to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who tossed him to an additional. Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to assist yet it was too late. The gorillas beat him to death prior to the zookeepers could gas them all." (Trey Parker) "Bak. Derk-derk-Allah. Derka derka, Mohammed Jihad. Haka sherpa-sherpa. Abaka-la." (Unnamed) "Ahhh. Derka derka derka." (Trey Parker) "OK, a limosine that deserve to fly. Now I have actually checked out everything." (Daran Norris) "Really? Have you checked out a man eat his very own head?" (Trey Parker) "No." (Daran Norris) "So then, you haven"t seen everything." (Trey Parker) "Oh, I get it. I"m supposed to gain inside your limo and also let you put your finger inside me. And if I go dvery own on you, I gain a movie part." (Daran Norris) "Uh, no. I just desire to present you somepoint." (Trey Parker) "Yeah I bet you carry out." (Daran Norris) "Please, Gary. I"m not from Hollyhardwood, I"m not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable." (Trey Parker) "But, I thought you weren"t gay?" (Daran Norris) "This isn"t around sex, Gary, it"s about trust." (Trey Parker) "I"m leaving. I"m out." (Daran Norris) "No, Gary. You can not leave. We require you currently, more than ever." (Trey Parker) "Don"t you watch what"s going on out there? Everyone hates us." (Daran Norris) "Hey, currently, everyone hated Winnie the Pooh, too." (Trey Parker) "No, they didn"t." (Daran Norris) "Well, I did. That cocksucking bear eliminated Jack Kennedy." (Trey Parker) "HOLY SHIT. What happened to the base?" (Intelligence) "It was ruined by a socialist weasel."

Daran Norris as Spottswoode

(Daran Norris) "Team, I"m afrassist I have poor news. At 7:15 this morning, the terrorists carried out their assault." (Kristen Miller) "What?" (Masasa Moyo) "But just how have the right to that be? Gary stopped the terrorists in Cairo." (Daran Norris) "It appears now that I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E was wrong about the Chechnyans being in charge. That was negative I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. Very negative I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E." (Intelligence) "I"m sorry." (Daran Norris) "That was bad I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., extremely negative I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E." (Daran Norris) "Remember, tbelow is no "I" in "Team America"." (Intelligence) "Yes, tbelow is." (Daran Norris) "Now hold on team, Gary has currently prcooktop to me that he is 100% committed to the team. He proved it last night by sucking my cock." (Jeremy Shada) "Uh -- All appropriate then. Let"s move." (Daran Norris) "It"s going to be harder bereason you"re Gay currently." (Daran Norris) "Jesus Tittyfucking Christ." (Daran Norris) "Gary, if for some reason your cover is blvery own, and the terrorists take you prisoner, well, you"ll probably desire to take your very own life. Here, you"d much better have this." (Daran Norris) "Go get"em, cowboy." (Daran Norris) "From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has actually gathered, it would certainly be 9/11 times 100." (Trey Parker) "9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that"s --" (Daran Norris) "Yes, 91,100." (Jeremy Shada) "Basically, all the worst components of the bible." (Daran Norris) "Gary, accomplish Chris. He might lack in courtesy, however he"s the finest martial arts expert Detroit has to market." (Daran Norris) "Team, this is all my fault. I was overzealous in Cairo. I let racism cloud my judgment. I was so certain the ultimate terrorist was Middle Eastern, yet I didn"t realize he was a goddamn Gook. I"ll never before be a racist aget." (Daran Norris) "Great job, team. Head earlier to base for debriefing and also cocktails."

Maurice LaMarche as Woman Shouting out Her Window at a Drunk Gary

(Maurice LaMarche) "Get out of the street you fucking bum. You provided up on life didn"t you." (Maurice LaMarche) "By adhering to the rules of the Film Actor"s Guild, the civilization have the right to become a far better place; that handles dangerous human being with talk, and reasoning; that, is the fag way.


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